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:bulletpink: Likes: Boys, movies, Diet Coke, watching the sunset, talking, texting, Bowling for Soup, Green Day, Moldy Peaches, Linkin Park, purple, angels, dancing & laughter.
:bulletred: Dislikes: Cooties, Mexican food, religion, homophobes, Biology, people who are full of themselves, the smell of onions being burned, boys who can't make up they're minds, girls who pretend like they're not mad at you but so are, & not knowing how to feel/react to something.
:bulletorange: Mixed artist: Writing, drawing, and photography.
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:bulletblue: Policy: All use of my works, whether it be writing or other, is fine, as long as I'm informed of it before/after.
:bulletpurple: Requests: I'm now re-accepting requests for writings (FanFics or other) and drawings. All pairigs/fandoms/OCs are accepted.
:bulletpink: Art-Trade: Same policy as Request.(:
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Ohh, you racist, you.

Journal Entry: Mon Nov 16, 2009, 10:58 PM
Well.
I'm pretty much BORED.

What's your name?
Ashley~.

How tall are you?
5'4" or some crap like that.

What color are your eyes?
African-American.

What color is your hair?
African-American as well.

Are you Male or Female?
I think...
*checks*
Yes, yes I am indeed female.

What is your best physical feature?
Uhhh...
My...
little toe?

What's your shoe size?
Lord... 6 1/2 to a 7.

Glasses, yes or no?
Yes.

Did you ever have braces?
I do not, nor have I ever.

On a typical day you are wearing?
My school uniform on school days; jeans, tee-shirt, and long-socks on weekends.

When you go to bed you're wearing?
...tee shirt and pantehs.

How often do you exercise?
When I go from class-to-class.


SUBJECT TWO- MUSIC

Name two of your favorite bands.
Bowling for Soup and ICP.

Name two of your favorite singers.
Urhghhhh...
FANK BOB AND SAUCY SAUCE.

Name two songs you currently love.
In Yo Face - ICP and Replay by... some black guy I think...

Name one song that describes your life right now?
You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift

Name one song that describes your life 1 year ago?
Crayons Can Melt On Us For All I Care.
Wurd.

What are the preset stations in your car?
UHM. B97 and things like that?

What's the last CD you bought?
ider...

Was the last CD you burned an actual CD or a mix?
A Mix.: D

Name one band you're embarrassed to like but do?
UHM. UHM. UHM. The Cheetah Girls.
IDC WHAT YOU SAY, "CHEETAH SISTERS" WAS FUCKING MOVING!

If you could only attend 1 concert ever again, it would be?
Oh! Pressure! >.>
LOOK, A MONKEY ON A PO-GO STICK.

Name one band or singer you absolutely can't stand?
That UK version of Hannah Montana.

Name a group you used to like but feel you've grown out of?
Uhm...


SUBJECT THREE- MOVIES and TELEVISION

Name your favorite actor?
Matthew Perry.

Name your favorite actress?
Jennifer Anniston (Shut up, Angelina Jolie! Jen's beauty is ageless you wrinkeled old WHORE!)

Name your favorite television show right now?
GLEE! FUCKING GLEE!

Name a really cool movie you have recently seen?
Idunno...

Your favorite canceled television show?
Invador Zim, and As Told By Ginger.

Name 1 movie you wish you hadn't wasted time and money?
Epic Movie.:/

You would never watch a movie with?
My nana.

Three favorite tv channels?
Comedy Central.

Favorite reality show?
Tool Academy!: D

Favorite character on a reality show?
I have no idea what his name is.
He was the... "Tattoo'd Tool".


SUBJECT FOUR- WORD ASSOCIATION

coffee- Dark
dog- Cat
slut- c**t (O.O)
candy- cane
pole- dance
ocean- water
brave- car (lmao!!! XD )
loving- caring
cookie- dough
death- car (uhh...?)
life- death
child- choke (LAWD.)

SUBJECT FIVE- WHICH WOULD YOU PREFER?

Eaten by a lion OR Eaten by thousands of small insects?
Lion! LION, LION, LION, LION.

Skydiving from a plane OR Bungee jumping off a bridge?
Bungee Jumping. As long as there's water.

No television OR No music?
NO TV, for sure.

No more pizza, ever OR No more chocolate, ever?
No more pizza.

A trip to Europe OR a trip to Hawaii?
Europe.
I know like, SIX Hawaians.

An hour with your future soul mate OR An hour with a lost loved one?
Future soul mate.
Lost loved one would break my heart into a million pieces when they had to leave again.

Sex without love OR love without sex?
...*shoots self in vagina, then heart*
Problem solved, no?


SUBJECT SIX- THE LOVE LIFE

Are you currently in a relationship?
I wish I wasn't.

Are you currently looking or interested in someone?
I'm intrested in someone I'm not with.

Are you a virgin?
Nope.

If yes, how long do you plan to be one?
...
F U

How many times have you been in love?
A couple.

Looking back, how do you feel about that person now?
The same, sadly.

Name three physical things you look for in someone?
Longer hair, nice teeth, and skinny (guys) or curvy (girls).

Biggest turn offs include?
Bad teeth, hair, chubbiness (guys [I know, I'm such a hypocrite]) and short hair,

Your ideal date would be?
Going on a walk on the beach then meeting a mermaid!: D

You want to get married, where, when, how?
Uhh. In front of a minister, when I'm ready and... legally.

Does anyone have feelings for you right now that you don't return?
YES.


SUBJECT SEVEN- THE FRIENDS

The one you immediately go to with a problem?
Jonathan, Tay, or Krissy.

The most rational?
Jonathan, suprisingly.

The funniest?
Tay.

The one you spend the most time on the phone with?
Krissy.

The craziest?
Marcus.

The most honest?
Angele.

The purest?
Jellybean or Toddy.

The smartest?
Angi.

The most athletic?
I don't knowwww.

The most compassionate?
Maria, sometimes.

The one most likely to get thrown in jail?
Taylor. xD

The last one that said I love you?
Barry, oddly enough.
>.>


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  • Mood: Excited
  • Listening to: Cars.
  • Reading: Van Alen Legacy
  • Watching: Glee!
  • Playing: Nada.
  • Eating: Your mother's vagina.
  • Drinking: Diet Coke

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:iconshikatehpimp2:
8D
Your commin over rigggggghhht?

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I'M THE MAGICAL COASTER FAIRY!!!!!
:iconcookies-and-death:
I is are hurrr. : D ON THE SOFA.

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When you look at me and say, "All you think about is sex. Always something sexual! Never patty-cake or Yahtzee, only oral sex and humping!" It's all I can do not to giggle and yell, "I'll play patty-cake with your Yahtzee."
:iconshikatehpimp2:
I seeeeee you!!!!!!!

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I'M THE MAGICAL COASTER FAIRY!!!!!
:iconcookies-and-death:
Oh. My Lawd. That is one of the most shocking things I've ever heard. I, truly, may never be the same again. The fate of my mental stability rests in your hands.

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When you look at me and say, "All you think about is sex. Always something sexual! Never patty-cake or Yahtzee, only oral sex and humping!" It's all I can do not to giggle and yell, "I'll play patty-cake with your Yahtzee."
:iconshikatehpimp2:
>.> <.< Bwahahahahaha!

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I'M THE MAGICAL COASTER FAIRY!!!!!

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